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kimpissible:

its so sad that every boy who dresses remotely nice is labeled as gay like thts not even offensive to gay people it just means straight boys dress like shit 

chickensandwich:

cuntakinte:

oback barama is such a good president

name 5 of his songs

lactoria:

hey you

*pokes ur cheek*

you sure are cute

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

queerios-and-milk:

I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing. 


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gabite:

gabite:

baesitter:

hey, wanna hear a joke

no

transhumanisticpanspermia:

i have limited sympathy for people who get told “no” after a public proposal because public proposals are pretty much emotionally abusive

like seriously

if you think it’s kinda cute, you can discuss it beforehand and then do a staged one later

but putting someone on the spot in front of a crowd of strangers (or worse, friends) and demanding they give you a yes or no answer to a complex question which will affect the rest of their life is

really not okay

okaymad:

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